Lyrics: White n' Yella Pages," The Game, Produced by some white guy Dre paid off to pass the beat as his own.

Woke up wit' my head bumpin' like I'm Oh Dae-Su

So I'm investigatin' like CNN's, Anderson Coo-

Last night I was sippin' Cris-tal, wit' my boy Diddy

Sign wit' G-Unit, now I'm in da club like Fiddy

Chorus

No reservations, like Anthony Bourdain

I'm King of the jungle, straight Simba mane

Rollin to the Ivy, cuz I be hungry like Ghandi

Paparazzi got me flippin like I'm Princess Dee

Chorus

Bumbin' yay to gettin' paid like I was Tony Stark

Dis Nig gettin his own week like he be a shark

Cuz he's da black Spieldberg got the game in his Jaws

Like da real Johnny Cochran I fuck da laws

Chorus

Got more actors in the studio than James Lip-ton

But like Baron Davis I play ball in Comp-ton

Don't need Tim on the track to sell a million

Changin' colors like I'm the Geico chameleon

G-UNIT

Do I still say that?

Facts:

1. The game has a great flow and is a talented rapper.

2. His rhymes are contrived and more forced than Lil' Wayne's.

3. He's hardcore and has the same tattoo as Sisqo.

4. He represents Cali and yet wears: Boston hats, Baltimore hats, NY t-shirts, Yankee gear, loves every city more than Huey Lewis does and raps with every rapper from everywhere regardless of who their label tells the to rep.

5. He can't go more than 30 seconds without a celebrity shout out. We get it, you've been Uncle Tom'd and you wanna show your appreciation for being let in the house. I remember when you said, "I don't wear button up shirts and drive Maybachs." What happened Game? Why'd you sell the streets and everyone else out so quickly? I mean everyone knows Sug killed Tupac, the west coast Jesus, because he owed Pac like 12,000,000 USD. However, you still roll with him and give Biggie, the better rapper, props. WTF?